In my experience, white people (especially men) seem to struggle on the dance floor and lack rhythm. I don't 
mean to pick on guys here but some men seem to either count their steps or do those repetitive awkward dance movements. So you might be asking "OK so how do we fix this?"
The first and most obvious is to never, ever go onto the dance floor completely sober. A few drinks will give you more confidence and lower your inhibitions. As a result this will make you look better on the dance floor. It also helps to give the ladies some time to have a few drinks. This can definitely affect their eye sight in your favor.
You need some kind of routine in place BEFORE you hit that dance floor. How to Dance Like a White Guy offers revolutionary new way to learn the latest dance moves.
Dances include...
- The clap point clap point point point clap point and squat
- Hip Breaker
- Point to the Lord
- Cracker Squirm
- Honkey Hump
- Caucasian Clap
- Whitey Hop
- Bonus lesson Slow Dancin Whiteys
More Creative Dance Moves
The Sprinkler– This ones the most popular! Place one arm out straight, pointing as if you are aiming high to throw a ball as far as you 
can, and at the same time put your other hand on your shoulder (i.e. right hand on right shoulder), and swing your elbow back and forth toward you outstretched arm, just like a sprinkler. Next, hold both arms up vertically, and move your arms forward and back, simulating another sprinkler. Finally, wave both arms in a circular motion over head, bent at the elbows, like another sprinkler. All in time to the music.
The Kitchen Dance- Point to the sky twice, and then throw some imaginary bread crumbs on the ground to feed some imaginary birds twice, and squeeze an imaginary lemon twice, repeat, all in time to the music.
The Truck Driver - Both hands on a big imaginary steering wheel, steering in time to the music. Then take one hand off the wheel to change gears, go back to steering, and then pull on the imaginary air horn. Repeat.
I think you've got the idea. There are many others, but these should help you get started. Feel free to experiment and create your own moves. Dancing Like a White Guy video series will to make you into a dancin' love machine. 
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